Hate Cold Email? Me Too. Let's Do It Differently.
Let's be honest: most cold email is garbage. It's pushy, generic, and feels like it was written by a robot. You're right to hate it. You're a human who wants to connect with other humans, not blast them with templates.
But what if you could use email to start genuine conversations with people who actually want to hear from you? What if you could do it in a way that feels authentic and respectful?
That's what this is about. I'm not here to sell you a list of 'leads' or a magic template. I'm here to help you build a system that feels like you and gets you in front of the right people, without the cringe.
What You Get
Find Your Actual Voice
We'll dig into what makes you and your business unique, so your emails sound like a real person, not a marketing department.
Stop Guessing, Start Connecting
We'll test different ways of saying what you do, so you can see what resonates with people. No more throwing spaghetti at the wall.
Land in the Inbox, Not the Spam Folder
I'll handle the boring tech stuff to make sure your emails actually get delivered.
Conversation Starters, Not Canned Scripts
You'll get simple, flexible outlines that you can adapt to your own style. Think of them as a friendly nudge in the right direction.
Listen Your Way to Better Outreach
We'll set up a simple way for you to talk to your existing customers and learn what they really think. Their words are your best marketing material.
Cold Email Setup Service
Look, I get it. The idea of sending cold emails probably makes you cringe a little. You're worried about being "that person" who clutters inboxes with templated garbage that sounds like it was written by a robot having a stroke.
You've seen the emails. Hell, you probably get ten of them a day. "Hey [FIRSTNAME], I was looking at [COMPANY] and noticed you could use help with [VAGUE_PAIN_POINT]..." It's insulting. It's lazy. And it makes you never want to be associated with that kind of outreach.
Here's the thing – the reason most cold emails suck isn't because cold email sucks. It's because people treat it like a numbers game instead of actual communication. They blast 10,000 people with the same "I noticed your company..." opener that everyone sees through immediately. Then they wonder why their reply rate is 0.3% and half of those replies are telling them to fuck off.
This service is different. We're setting you up to send emails that sound like they're from a real human who actually gives a damn. Not because we're using some magical AI that "sounds human" (lol), but because we're building a system that helps you test what actually resonates before you scale anything.
You'll learn to write emails you wouldn't be embarrassed to send to someone you respect. Emails that start conversations instead of getting instantly deleted. The kind where if someone doesn't reply, it's because they're genuinely not interested – not because your message read like every other piece of spam they got that day.
We'll handle the boring setup stuff so it actually works, but the real value is learning to craft messages that feel personal without taking three hours per email. That's the whole point – sending outreach that doesn't make you feel like a sleazeball.
Starting from $XXX
Get Your Cold Email Setup- The basic infrastructure done right (so your emails actually arrive and you're not starting from a hole)
- A testing framework so you're not just guessing what works – you'll actually know which messages get responses and why
- Message templates that don't sound like templates – frameworks you actually customize based on real conversations, not [FIRSTNAME] merge tags
- The confidence to hit send without feeling like you're polluting the internet or annoying people who might actually want what you're offering
- Real support when you need it, not canned responses from someone who's never sent a cold email in their life
Why This Works Better
This isn't about 'tricks' or 'hacks.' It's about building a repeatable system for starting conversations. You'll learn how to be thoughtful, relevant, and helpful in your outreach. The result? People will actually be happy to hear from you.
My Background
I've been in your shoes. I landed my first jobs at Oak Ridge through cold email, helped friends get interviews, and later generated leads for agencies and senior executives. Some campaigns failed, some worked well. Through this, I've learned what matters and how to run simple experiments that produce actionable insights.
What You Don't Get
- Pre-written scripts or email lists
- Promises of guaranteed leads or meetings
- Generic templates that work for "everyone"
What You Do Get
- A starter system and tested messages that you can adapt and improve
- The knowledge to run your own successful campaigns
- A framework for continuous testing and improvement
FAQs
Do I need any tools or subscriptions?
I'll recommend simple, low-cost tools. If you already have something that works, we'll use that.
Will this guarantee leads or meetings?
No. This is about testing and learning systematically. You get a working system and tested messages to start sending, plus the framework to improve over time.
Can I reuse this setup for other offers?
Yes. Everything is yours to reuse and adapt for different campaigns and offers.
Do I need prior experience?
Not at all. This is designed for beginners who want to start smart instead of just sending random emails and hoping for the best.
Ready to build your own cold email system?
Contact me to get started.